POOP
by M. Krockmalnik Grabois Dog poop is everywhere Some owners bag it up and leave it hanging from trees like Xmas ornaments too shamed to leave it steaming too lazy to walk it to a trash can A guide dog trainer says: I'd rather slap my boyfriend than leave poop on the ground Her boyfriend hears this He's been worried about her emotional volatility and wondering if she might be manic-depressive Her statement is the last straw He takes his long-haired calico cat and moves out takes an apartment adjacent to the zoo |
LAKE TANA ETHIOPIA by Baxter Jackson |
IT HAS YET TO OCCUR TO THE BEARS THAT THEY CAN'T TALK by Lisa J. Cihlar Bears that wear blue jeans. Acid-washed, stonewashed, and unwashed. The one that considers herself a gardener stomps around in bib overalls with a lacy blouse underneath. The one that sits apart from others at the picnic, gnawing a pig knuckle, is quite blue. He dreamed of robin's eggs the night before and can't shake it from his memory. They all hear the bluetick hound baying in the distance, perhaps across the lake, and begin to swing their massive heads from side to side. The grandmother bear hums. It is an old tune from Appalachia about a lost love or a lost girl. She can't remember the words. |